toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ponyboyismyhomeboy:

my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.

WHAT

dude sell that shit to disney

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i almost recycled you.

ramida-r:

As part of his sentence, Loki was forced to do community service by tending to a herd of seals.

What I do with my poor Hot Toys figures.

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

ronaldkn0x:

davejade:

ronaldkn0x:

my mom is really upset with me for choosing an icecream sandwich over her

dang, thats cold. 

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell